May 2013
553 posts
marina-sexual:
Do you ever just stare at really attractive people and think “how”
iceepr1ncess:
literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
a-blog-of-impossible-things:
dan-and-phil-llamas-and-lions:
i-said-adventure:
bacconwizard:
slenclerman:
Spaghettihos u rope
tin u tie
Beans in tin u rope…. i think i got it about right…
can u knot
paradiseisalwayswherelovedwells:
thordoftherings:
margaretchode:
emperorshatterfingers:
coolscar:
when you put a spoon under a running faucet and it does the thing
man fuck the thing
#this post is so fucking real
for those few sad people who do not know
i give you
the thing
What’s a faucet?
magsman:
things that are great for self esteem:
pretend you’re perfect until you start feeling like it’s true
realize no one gives even close to a shit about 80% of the things you do (and that that’s not a bad thing) so you’re free to do whatever you want
aymmicurls:
farbenfrei:
thedepp:
press z + c together on your keyboard
do it
W HA T WHEN HOW
thesociallyawkwardasian:
‘please dont be gay porn’ i whisper as i scroll down tumblr in public
sassminsterabbey:
gigatrix:
sassminsterabbey:
weaponsandtranquility:
sassminsterabbey:
party hosting 101: replace your drinking alcohol with methyl alcohol and then watch all your guests go blind, have seizures, puke and eventually die.
this here is why bloggers can’t host parties.
what made you think i wanted my guests to have a good time
OH MY GOD xD
you are going to write me...
hec-ticglow:
love how bus drivers give each other that little wave or nod when their buses pass like they’re in a secret bus driver club who are actually on a way more important mission than what seems, they’re actually out preventing public mayhem and evil villains on fake nuclear buses.
homleschapel:
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
exit the womb they said
life will be great they said
Five facts about reading:
rumputsantoso:
Fact 1: Reading can make you a better conversationalist.
Fact 2: Neighbours will never complain that your book is too loud.
Fact 3: Knowledge by osmosis has not yet been perfected. You’d better read.
Fact 4: Books have stopped bullets - reading might save your life.
Fact 5: Dinosaurs didn’t read. Look what happened to them.
allmymetaphors:
if you think that i won’t listen to the same song 400 times in a row you are dead wrong
purplezerrie:
I need help. Please reblog this if you support two girls in a romantic relationship. I will write your URL down in my scrapbook of my girlfriend and I and give it to her and show our parents how many people really do support us. If you do reblog or like, I will send you a personal thanks and let you know.
theoncomingstormofgallifrey:
such-a-retardis:
catswithbenefits:
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
dusknoirs:
my life is an endless black hole of unfinished video games
bettywhite4ever:
fffcuk:
it snew today
i think i just busted vein from laughing so hard what the hell is snew an actual word
nevillebrokemyvagina:
i’m not shy i just don’t like talking to you
tupacabra:
tupacabra:
ROMEO AND JULIET SPOILER ALERT:
they both die
fuoco-go:
gendertier:
gendertier:
gendertier:
i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE
WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND????
????????
okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg
Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.
Your adventure is beginning, my friend.
kharingtons:
davestried:
when your favorite character survives until the end of the story
#this is a feeling unknown to me
iamtonysexual:
jonandtheon:
jonandtheon:
jonandtheon:
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
RED ASLERT
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later,...
joan-watson:
i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
knifefarty:
if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
addiomiamore:
castielofasgard:
Holy shit I am laughing so hard
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:
foodchewer:
*hides good snacks from family members*
there’s a word for that
